THE TRIO OF EPIC, AWESOME AND WIN!
_{A story by the magnificent TsukiNekoSama.}

On day on the Mighty Starship Enterprise, Captain Epic was walking in some random corridor when all of a sudden a Giant Chill struck the ship with great force!The ship moaned in protest as the freezing power stroked her in ways little children should not know about. Captain Epic was horrified!
He ran towards The Bridge to talk to his Fabulous Crew and get the Giant Chill off his ship.
On The Bridge everyone was frightened, except Commander Awesome who was too cool for that. Haha. Captain Epic started om of his long Epic Rants to calm his Fabulous Crew down. It worked as usual.
Then suddenly Dr. Win came bursting through the turbolift doors shouting about Dead Redshirts and Green Hobgoblins and other mysterious things. Total chaos ensued.
Then the Giant Chill spoke to them in a deep and menacing voice. He said he would take command of the ship and use it for his own dirty purposes to start a war with The Klingonfolk and The Romugaylans! At the same time! Captain Epic was Not Amused!
The an Epic Battle started up on The Bridge and the surrounding Space. It lasted for about one whole minute and was ended with a Shirt Rip.
The Giant Chill was defeated and peace was restored. The ship hummed happily and Dr. Win could go back to his Sickbay and drink. Captain Epic took his place in the Captain Chair where he proceeded to stare at Commander Awesome's Ass for as long as he could.
And They Boldly Went Where No Man Has Gone Before...And Beyond!
The End.

_{The true purpose of this story was lost somewhere in the middle of it and I cannot be bothered to change a thing. FML.}